Welcome to Holy Crap Septic Where Your #2 is Our #1 Priority!

Let’s face it—septic issues stink. But don’t worry, we handle the dirty work so you don’t have to. Whether you need routine pumping, emergency service, or a permanent solution to flush your worries away, we’ve got you covered.

💩 Reliable. Fast. Stress-Free.
We take pride in delivering top-tier service with zero mess and zero stress—because a well-maintained septic system means a happy home.

🚽 Tired of Your Tank?
If you’re done dealing with septic headaches, we can abate your system and connect you directly to the city main. One call, and we’ll handle it all.

📞 Don’t let your system back up—Call us today (650) 200-3879!